Life At Campus: It is always books, and dating!! Here are the things you need to know about girls’ dating life. I call this a TYPICAL CAMPUS DATING GAME, listen carefully.
1. THE INNOCENT AGE
This is mostly in the first year of campus.Here everyone has all kinds of set values and high standards. The qualities they need in a man are; he must be smart,well dressed, kind, polite, God fearing, hardworking, non-drinker, non-smoker etc…The guys are also good at pretending to be what they aren’t.Unfortunately, the freshers will believe their story as long as they come in the picture they want BUT after getting what he needs ,the guy will dump her. FRESHERS FOR GOD’S SAKE BREAKUPS ARE MADE FOR PEOPLE NOT ANIMALS, so don’t act like you own the burdens of the whole world.This is a lesson that no man is an angel.
2. THE AWAKENING
In the second year, its hard to pin a girl down because she just wants to have fun. She has been through the disappointments of seeing her heart torn into pieces. I have seen the heart broken girls from many campuses. If she is from Kyambogo,her favorite song will be TONKUBA NAKUYO by Mun G or SINZE EYALETA ENNAKU by Dr.Hilderman. The MUK chics will listen to I DON’T NEED A MAN by Pussycat dolls, MISS INDEPENDENT by Kelly Clarkson or SINGLE by Natasha Bedingfeld.
Just know at this stage, they are happy to be single at campus and don’t need a man on campus to validate her. All she wants is to take her to Cayenne, Casablanca or Mish Mash but not to impress her with a bottle of Alvaro. They have a phobia of paying their entertainment bills.
Third year is when relationships mature, if they were ever there in the first place. There are some guys who have been couples since first year, and by this time they almost do everything together,worse if they are classmates. Infact they even wear similar colours sometimes and they begin to look alike. The single girls in third year begin importing (start relationships with guys in other campuses) but preferably working class guys in shiny cars. And the single guys, just cant compete so they start hunting the freshers.
By the end of the course, the boy or girl who was sent at university to study, leaves campus with a degree, husband/wife and even sometimes a kid.
SO THOSE WHO LEAVE CAMPUS AND TEND TO BE SINGLE, before you brag about it, go to the doctor and they have a checkup on your system and hormones.
Author: Sharon Nakigudde